 Ping Pung | The original freak. When this guy opens his beak, expect to hear nothing but nonsense. With his bewildering, seemingly endless hijinx, one wonders how he has time to maintain a family life. Laissez-faire on the best of days, he takes each moment as it comes and doesn't let the small things get to him. First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Madame Pung | Ping Pung's beautiful, blushing bride and eternal partner. First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Ping Pung, Jr. | Heir apparent to Ping Pung's vast empire. Despite his status as "favorite lad," he gets along well with his siblings, apart from the occassional teasing. First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 The Pinglings | The wily Ping Offspring of Ping Pung and Madame Pung (not counting Ping Pung, Jr). Each one is associated with a unique symbol. The eight of them are: Ping Plum, Seafoamboy, Sapphung, Cardinal Pung, Gump Gump, Criss Cross, Citric Pring, and Emerald Prince. First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Joker Ping | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 The Cheerful Birdy | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Lil Squirt | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Lil Fresca | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Lil Milky | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Lil Pepsi | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Lil Tabby | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Lil Bubblies Duo | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Gup Gup | Unreleated to Gump Gump, Ping Pung's pinkish prodigy. First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Fishgent | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Squishmer | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Mermeow | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Puking Puffy Fish | A puffer fish who is in a constant state of vomiting. Also goes by "Lil Throw Up." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 The Enigma | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 The Mirthful Grinner | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 The Tearful Frowner | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Embarrassed Guy | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: XX/XX/XXXX |
 Lil Hungry | An outcast of the Pung Clan, no one really knows who this dangerous jokester is or where he comes from or what his deal really is. Loves to laugh and seriously enjoys some humor. Much like Lanky Kong, he has been described as a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree." First introduced: November 2024 |
 Gob Gob | Unrelated to both Gump Gump and Gup Gup. First introduced: November 2024 |
 Elv | Unrelated to both Gump Gump and Gup Gup. First introduced: November 2024 |
 The Christmas Homunculus | Unrelated to both Gump Gump and Gup Gup. First introduced: November 2024 |
 Mr. Nutz Lookalike | Unrelated to both Gump Gump and Gup Gup. First introduced: November 2024 |
 Lil Dumpling | Unrelated to both Gump Gump and Gup Gup. First introduced: November 2024 |
 The Dastardly Luma | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
 The Happy Purple Blob | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
 The Gluttonous Luma | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
 The Suctionous Luma | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
 The Smol Orange Luma | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
 Floatational | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
Various Super Mario Galaxy Minor Reprobates | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
 Quiffy Lookalike | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: September 2024 |
 Overall | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: January 3, 2025 |
 The Squiggler | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: January 12, 2025 |
 Sylvania (w/classic bee friend) | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: January 19, 2025 |
 Michael Mouse | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: January 19, 2025 |
 Dolphic | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: January 19, 2025 |
 The Beleaguered Bug | Known to some by a more uncouth name. First introduced: February 8, 2025 |
 Big Brian | Also known as "The Happy Fellow" due to his, well, happy nature. First introduced: February 10, 2025 |