• [USER] bears the gamer stigmata!
• The Pope has cononized [USER]!
• [USER] has transmogrified into a beautiful dove!
• The cup of water sitting before [USER] has transformed into G-Fuel!
• [USER] has gained the gift of tongues!
• DEMON ALERT: FALSE MIRACLE || [USER] HAS BEEN CURSED BY THE PLAGUE OF FROGS
• An angel has made contact with [USER]!
• [USER] has encountered the Angry Joe Apparition!
• [USER] has quelled a the Rage of a thousand Gamers..
• [USER] has found a penny on the ground!
• [USER] just levitated a couple inches off the ground!

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